Veet hair removal!

[grunter]

Fella's,
I could tell you a story involving Veet, hair removal on my ball sack for an upcoming vasectomy and a chemical burn on my old fella......but I won't:embarrest:

 

[Anakist]

I just used my 37c and a lot of care before mine!

James

 

[JugV2]

Fella's,
I could tell you a story involving Veet, hair removal on my ball sack for an upcoming vasectomy and a chemical burn on my old fella......but I won't:embarrest:

Never put Veet on your old fella, never go past 3 minutes on heavily forested areas, and never post about it on a forum.

Sorry to hear about your pain bro.

 

[Lynchy]

I can feel your pain through the Internet! Break out the frozen peas

 

[Mark1966]

OUCH!

A lesson well and truly learnt I suspect.

On the upside the procedure itself is guaranteed to be less painful.

 

[JayDee]

For anyone who hasn't read it: The funniest webpage in the world: Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

 

[Mark1966]

For anyone who hasn't read it: The funniest webpage in the world: Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

Some great examples of creative writing.

It seems that not only does this induce a certain pain it also generates significant poetic skill!

 

[grunter]

Never put Veet on your old fella, never go past 3 minutes on heavily forested areas, and never post about it on a forum.

Sorry to hear about your pain bro.

JugV2- You sound experienced in these matters:laugh:

 

[grunter]

I just used my 37c and a lot of care before mine!

James

Bloody hell! If I'd have gone near mine with a razor they would have involuntary withdrawn into my body like a Sumo wrestler!

 

[JugV2]

JugV2- You sound experienced in these matters:laugh:

Yeah I've used Veet a fair bit and if you go over three minutes it burns and can leave a nasty mark. Never got it on John Thomas though.

 

[grunter]

Yeah I've used Veet a fair bit and if you go over three minutes it burns and can leave a nasty mark. Never got it on John Thomas though.

Yep, I had a nasty mark (BURN!) for 3 weeks.Had to daily use a burn gel and hope my skin grew back with the same elasticity(!!!) which thankfully it did!
I thought in my stupidity/vanity I'd tidy up the base at the same time and leave it on a bit longer (10mins) to make sure to get rid of the stubborn bitsmg:

 

[JugV2]

Yep, I had a nasty mark (BURN!) for 3 weeks.Had to daily use a burn gel and hope my skin grew back with the same elasticity(!!!) which thankfully it did!
I thought in my stupidity/vanity I'd tidy up the base at the same time and leave it on a bit longer (10mins) to make sure to get rid of the stubborn bitsmg:

Always use a timer. I can't stress that enough. You're dealing with some nasty chemicals on your skin so - as you have discovered - you have to be precise.

 

[grunter]

Always use a timer. I can't stress that enough. You're dealing with some nasty chemicals on your skin so - as you have discovered - you have to be precise.

Its now a case of 'Once burned, twice shy'

 

[Johnus]

40yrs ago, believe I had a nurse shave mine; and if I remember she held by hand too!

 

[SmallYetDeadly]

You lot owe me a new keyboard.

This one is now full of coffee! :laugh:

 

[gthomas04]

40yrs ago, believe I had a nurse shave mine; and if I remember she held by hand too!

We must be of the same vintage as mine was 40 odd years ago as well. I dont remeber who held what or shaved where but I do remember the local anasthetic. If there is one place one does not wish to have a long needle inserted it is there (unless of course you are the sort who thinks covering yourself in VEET is a good thing to do).

 

[JugV2]

You lot owe me a new keyboard.

This one is now full of coffee! :laugh:

Netplus is a two minute walk away...tell em Jug sent you.

And don't act like you never Veeted your junk. First time I met you I thought "now this guy Veets his junk" tru story bro.