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I wait to get to work. That way I get paid to poo.
Needs to be changed to how dickheads protect themselves from Corona Virus.
What is going on with you people and toilet paper while I'm away?
Just got an email from the Woolworths CEO saying more is coming and not to panic!
Seriously people. I mean two or three lifetimes of shaving gear I can understand - but toilet paper?
You had to be here (or a dozen of any other places around the world) to understand @Mark1966 . You should've been here, and just maybe you could've prevented this............ Why weren't you here?!!!!!![]()
OK - so like most things, it is all my fault.
Got it - sorry
It’s actually quite difficult to quantify just how much you’ve disappointed us all. Each and every one of us is a little poorer for your neglect...as are a good handful of the lurkers that hang around here!OK - so like most things, it is all my fault.
Got it - sorry
Trust an accountant who seriously overestimates how many faces he has? I think it's ourselves we should be blaming!OK - so like most things, it is all my fault.
Got it - sorry
Never mind all that did nobody notice the second line of his post "just got an email from the CEO of Woolworths" - our Mr Gillette moves in exalted circles.![]()
Like millions of other Australians ...
Or have their taste buds finally started working due to the virus?I have read that sales of Corona beer have plummeted.
These people are allowed to vote.
I have read that sales of Corona beer have plummeted.
These people are allowed to vote.
No need if you have a generous supply of toilet paper.....oh waitToday I shaved with my Schick Krona = Crown = CoronaShould I self-quarantine?
God CRIKEYCan't believe it, shops still running out of TP even now they have a single purchase per customer in place.
This is old but just for laughs it fits right in now lol.
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