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Shaving Tales Competition

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What's up guys, nobody wants to share?
 
There are two fine, high quality contributions already. Do we need more???
 
The Lure of the Beast:
(An Ode to Muhle R41, 2011)

Silvery-chrome with
shimmer and sheen
sparkling seducingly
summoning me
Pledging perfection a
ploughing precise
promising smoothness
pray heed my advice
Beware the beast's blade it's
betraying keen bite the
beckoning bray of the
brute day or night
Stay wakeful alert un-
shaken unflinched
stay firm resolute
shave on use styptic
 
No. Words.

Simply awesome.
 
Straight or double edge
We all like our faces clean
Hipsters are beardos.
 
I can only assume you are all busy composing your masterpieces.
In the meantime I have penned this silly rhyme, Spike Milligan style:

"Daily Dilemmas"

Should I go with Strewth!?
'cause it's very leatherery
or should I choose Vanetiver?
which is very vetivery

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Great!
 
Just giving this a little bump along, although conscious that MY effort will take some beating ...

In the middle of an intensive unit in my JD otherwise I would aim to put another entry in - I suspect many people are beavering away in their garret on this as we speak though ...
 
Seems like only one member in with a chance at the moment (sorry not you @Mark1966 ) - really nobody else interested in this great price???
 
alfredus said:
Seems like only one member in with a chance at the moment (sorry not you @Mark1966 ) - really nobody else interested in this great price???
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Absolutely. But also busy. (And we still have a full month to go... [emoji51])
 
alfredus said:
Seems like only one member in with a chance at the moment (sorry not you @Mark1966 ) - really nobody else interested in this great price???
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WHAT!!!!!

This is rigged!

I demand a recount!

See you in court ...
 
Jeez, @alfredus, the word "slack" springs to mind. Here we are, surrounded by guys who can produce column metres of BS at the drop of a hat (and do so regularly), yet we haven't managed a single short story yet. And we need to be clear - it isn't a poetry or haiku competition : it's a short story competition.

If we don't see some endeavour soon, maybe we should just sell off the prize and buy ourselves a bunch of soaps or aftershave with the proceeds. What do you think?

Come on Paste and Cutters - there must be some fantastic ideas out there begging to be put into words....
 
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Mine was a story.

It was short.

The judges have spoken - others are scared ...

Maybe I will give it another shot. In chapter form?

A Shaving Tale

Chapter One

Once upon a time ... no

It was the best of shaves, it was the worst of shaves ... no

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... no

Three shavers walked into a bar ... no

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good razor ... no

Of all the things that drive men to shave ... no

Oh, this is hard, really hard. Be back later ...
 
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