Formerly is was 
@gthomas04 and myself who were "the muppet show old boys on the balcony" but based on that tirade I think we can dispense with convention and invite 
@Mark1966 to the balcony..  
That's great.  As I sharpen a lot of knives for my sons, I guess they can call me to-gi-shi, in the vain hope they'll treat me with some respect.  
While I'm on a language tirade, I propose we remove SWMBO from the P&C lexicon and if you must, substitute it with HI (her indoors).   SWMBO is a B&B thing and, if you ask me, is a bit dumb and awkward to type (this is actually the first time I've ever done that).  Her Indoors has a firm East End heritage but hasn't the same mock or patronising subservience (if that makes any sense) that is implied in SWMBO.