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[SpeedyPC]

This is apparently going to be a thing.

You're doing well Brother, but , I can see you've got black bags under your eyes. How the fatherhood nappy changing coming along.

 

[Korbz]

You're doing well Brother, but , I can see you've got black bags under your eyes. How the fatherhood nappy changing coming along.

bwahaha... they're not bags... Give it 2 years... then there'll be bags.

 

[SpeedyPC]

bwahaha... they're not bags... Give it 2 years... then there'll be bags.

Trust me @Korbz if you look closely @Ferret619 is catching an early stage of fatherhood black bags under his eyes very soon

 

[Ferret619]

Just watched an unmanned i30 roll backwards into a pole..

 

[Mark1966]

Just watched an unmanned i30 roll backwards into a pole..

Phew, just checked, mine is still safe in the garage ...

 

[Scotty]

Just watched an unmanned i30 roll backwards into a pole..

Unmanned..... Is that another way of saying "female driver"?

 

[Ferret619]

Haha I was driving out of the Vinnies tuggers car park and was like “hmm odd choice to reverse here” then noted no one was driving.

 

[Ferret619]

So you bros know how it is-
Get up a bit early to work on a song

Nek minute

 

[Ferret619]

Unmanned..... Is that another way of saying "female driver"?

Ha waman! Am I right fellas!
Gotta respec them waman- then when they ain’t suspect you attac!

 

[Ferret619]

Very jelly of @lerenau with his substantial win of the super speed collection of the century-

The universe clearly wanted him to have it-
eBay buyers waited till after the auctions close to buy my 3 higher end blades lol classic

 

[Ferret619]

 

[Ferret619]

Blerg!!
Got a sore swollen throat..
I got a bloody flu shot and therefore should be immortal!

 

[Ferret619]

I assume they make a fuff fuff pop pop sound like ferrets

 

[Ferret619]

Went to the zoo.

This peacock was terrific.

This meerkat was also quite good.

There where some disappointments though.

This particularly did not deliver.

 

[UKSteve]

I was recently at an undisclosed airport.

I was stopped going through to departures and told my clear plastic bag was too large. After informing the rather terse *gentleman that I didn’t agree as it only contained 2 x 6ml attars, 1 x 3ml attar, 2 x 5ml atomisers and a small tube of Marvis, he proceeded to shout so the rest of the queue could hear, that my refusal to comply was unnecessarily holding everyone up (a few groans and tuts) and if I didn’t put the contents in a smaller plastic bag then they would be confiscated and destroyed.
The *gentleman then gave me a marginally smaller clear plastic bag. I proceeded to take the items out to place in this smaller plastic bag before I was interrupted and told to put my plastic bag with it’s contents still inside, directly into the smaller plastic bag as I was still unnecessarily holding up the queue.

*cockwomble

 

[LukehGee]

I was recently at an undisclosed airport.

I was stopped going through to departures and told my clear plastic bag was too large. After informing the rather terse *gentleman that I didn’t agree as it only contained 2 x 6ml attars, 1 x 3ml attar, 2 x 5ml atomisers and a small tube of Marvis, he proceeded to shout so the rest of the queue could hear, that my refusal to comply was unnecessarily holding everyone up (a few groans and tuts) and if I didn’t put the contents in a smaller plastic bag then they would be confiscated and destroyed.
The *gentleman then gave me a marginally smaller clear plastic bag. I proceeded to take the items out to place in this smaller plastic bag before I was interrupted and told to put my plastic bag with it’s contents still inside, directly into the smaller plastic bag as I was still unnecessarily holding up the queue.

*cockwomble

Special breed of person some of these airport security types

 

[glenos]

Special breed of person some of these airport security types

They do choose to stand next to x-rays all day with an overinflated sense of self importance.

 

[Ferret619]

Well, I can’t leave fountain pens on my desk at work clearly.
Folk just grab your pen and start pulling at the lid..
I explain it’s a threaded cap
They are too busy pulling to listen..

 

[Rami]

@Ferret619
I would do that. But then I never use a pen anymore.

Btw how’s the little one doing?

 

[Ferret619]

@Ferret619
I would do that. But then I never use a pen anymore.

Btw how’s the little one doing?

Mate Baby Felix is going fantastically well