And now for something completely different. What is all this beard mapping stuff. I have looked closely and mine grows outwards from the face until gravity causes it to droop downwards. I gather it is about finding area where your beard might swirl to the left, swing to the right or go straight up and collapse on itself. To my simple minded way of thinking, unless you ahve a 3 dimensional totpgraphical map of your face glued to your shaving mirror, anything you hit with a sharp enough blade should be removed from your face whatever direction it was originally headed. I just magine some of the conversations where most people would talk about needing a haircut but the mappers would talk about needing to get their face mapped again. Could ead to some very strange looks. (And absolutely no offenec meant to those who do such things and believe it helps I was just pondering it and came up with a number of Monty Python sketches around the activity).